When they designed your Core, they ripped my styleĪnd jiggled in a bit of Girls Polygone Wild! That's why they dropped you like a J in the floor! Stuffing your knapsack with innocent casualties! You might have ditched those pistols, akimbo,īut you're still the same rich back-flipping bimbo!Ī brat with a treasure map to catastrophe, Not trying to unload the barrels on your thighs! You're corrupting the youth! They should be outside, I've been served a full course meal of chilled Indian voodoo,Īnd they don't even kill as many animals as you do.

I'll lock this battle up like Winston in the freezer! Indiana Jones: I kill dinosaurs for fun what's another old geezer? I think even Mutt wants you to quit! (Just do it!) There's a Big Bang you can't hide in a fridge from! Your whole story got blown up on a sitcom. Three decades in the game, and my fans still adore me. You're not John Williams, so you ain't scoring! This is one temple you'll never be exploring! Some ladies mistake you for brave and hunky,īut you're such a toxic date, you could kill a little monkey! You stole your famous leather-daddy jacket and Stetsonįrom the cold dead hands of Charlton Heston! You'd shit those Dickies at a garter snake! You've been getting owned since give me the whip throw me the idol! Honey, just the first four notes of my theme exceed everything you've done. You can rise all you want I'm still out of reach! I've seen more class from the kids I teach! Is figuring out why you're dressed for the beach. Kid, you've got a tragic history with crashes. Let's cut to the Chase oh wait, he died.įrom the Bandicoot to your family's plane in ashes, When even Angelina gave you up for adoption! I think you shoulda dropped Hollywood as an option You burn through women quicker than I do! You used to be the queen of booby trappin' what happened? I'll leave you like your reboot: flattened!

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